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I'll Tell You A Secret (Just Don't Tell)
- in Russian, by secov1

Love In These Modern Times
- in Russian by belca77777

House of Cards
- in German, by coja5_10

House of Love
- in German, by coja5_10 

Podfics

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Mouth to Mouth @ AO3 and LJ, read by sisi_rambles

no gentlemen left read by exmanhater

Quickie read by cailynwrites

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til solen står op (141411 words) by nerakrose
Chapters: 40/40
Fandom: Afdeling Q | Department Q (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Assad/Carl Mørck, Assad & Carl Mørck
Characters: Carl Mørck, Assad (Afdeling Q), Marcus Jacobsen, Rose Knudsen, Jesper (Afdeling Q), Hardy (Afdeling Q)
Additional Tags: Aftermath of Violence, Police Brutality, All Cops Are Bastards, Whump, Forced Outing, Eventual Happy Ending, Assad Whump, WIP Tags, POV Alternating, Original Character(s), Pining, Father-Son Relationship, Queer Themes, Situationship (temporary), Demisexual Character, Demisexual Carl Mørck, Jesper lever i et univers hvor han har TO papfædre. han kan ikke overbevises om andet, lidt for detaljerede beskrivelser af kaffe nu når jeg tænker over det, Carl og Assad skændes som et gammelt ægtepar ❤️, jeg mener den her fic endelig fortjener et slow burn tag helt ærligt, Slow Burn, Masturbation, Pining: i n t e n s i f i e s, Family Dynamics, conversations in cars, Carl prøver virkelig sit bedste, Love Confessions, First Kiss, svære samtaler, dvs Carl åbner lidt op. endelig, Relationship Negotiation, Carl går til psykolog, lange snakke, kys og ømhed, klamydia (ikke alvorligt), en meget urealistisk fremstilling af hvordan en dansk retssag foregår, UST: tiltagende, Romance, traumatised detectives in love, Oral Sex, Praise Kink, Carl "mors dreng" Mørck, landlig idyl, Kittens, dansk sommer, Family Drama, Happy Ending
Summary:
"Der er to tusind klagesager mod politiet hvert år. Vi vinder dem allesammen. Er det fordi vi aldrig begår fejl eller fordi vi beskytter hinanden?"
- Carl Mørck, Journal 64

Når Assad bliver anholdt uden gyldigt grundlag, og i processen bliver outet for hele Danmark, må han finde ud af, hvordan han skal forene begge sider af sit liv. Det gør det ikke nemmere, at den mand han er brændende forelsket i, også er hans chef: uopnåelige Carl Mørck.

Carl vil gøre alt for at redde Assads karriere - og for at få de skyldige ned med nakken. Det bliver startskuddet på en følelsesmæssig opdagelsesrejse for Carl, og endnu et led i det opgør han har med sig selv. For når der er så meget galt med ham, hvordan kan han i det hele taget gøre sig fortjent til Assad?

hand in mouth (7958 words) by nerakrose
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Afdeling Q | Department Q (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Assad/Carl Mørck
Characters: Assad (Afdeling Q), Carl Mørck, Rose Knudsen
Additional Tags: Berlin, techno clubs, Shower Sex, Oral Sex, Getting Together, the thinnest case fic premise possible, Pining, Anal Sex, Sexual Fantasy, Sexual Tension, implied happily ever after, Kisses, Yuletide Treat
Summary:

Rose came out too, carrying another bag. “Isn’t this great? It’s like a mini holiday except we get paid.”

Carl, Assad, and Rose go to Berlin to arrest a suspect in one of their cold cases. It doesn't go quite the way Carl expected.

morgenkys (1029 words) by nerakrose
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Afdeling Q | Department Q (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Assad/Carl Mørck
Characters: Carl Mørck, Assad (Afdeling Q), Jesper (Afdeling Q)
Additional Tags: Slice of Life, Flirting, Making Out, Morning Kisses
Summary:

“Har verdens mest sexede mand sovet godt i nat?”

“Det ved jeg ikke, Carl,” svarer Assad. “Har du sovet godt?”

a dollop of honey (1221 words) by nerakrose for queermccoy
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Havemercy Series - Jaida Jones & Danielle Bennett
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Alcibiades/Caius Greylace
Additional Tags: Queerplatonic Relationships, Cottagecore, Family Fluff
Summary: Al’s favourite time of day is evening, just after the last meal of the day. He goes out for a swim in the river, to rinse off the worst of the day’s sweat, and then comes inside to the warm bath that Caius prepared for him. It’s scented with lavender and rose, the water turned milky by oats - good for Al’s hardened hands, his weathered skin. Caius has already had his own bath, but he washes Al’s hair for him, untangles it gently and extricates hay and wildflowers. Forget-me-nots like to cling, and while Caius doesn’t understand how a weed that grows on the ground winds up so high that it filters into Al’s hair, he finds it charming all the same.

noget jeg ikk' tør sig' (18785 words) by nerakrose
Chapters: 4/4
Fandom: Afdeling Q | Department Q (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Assad/Carl Mørck, Assad & Carl Mørck
Characters: Carl Mørck, Assad (Afdeling Q), Rose Knudsen
Additional Tags: Case Fic, There Was Only One Bed, Established Relationship, Secret Relationship, Coming Out, POV Alternating
Summary:

Figuren på rygsækken havde langt sort hæklet hår i en fletning, nøjagtigt magen til fletningen på den unge kvinde der lå ved siden af i en pøl af sit eget blod.

Der er en seriemorder på Samsø. Carl og Assad undersøger sagen - problemet: det er Samsø festival, højsæson for turisme, og alle hoteller er fuldt booket. På nær et.

Iskaffe (coda til Baklava) (2522 words) by nerakrose
Fandom: Afdeling Q | Department Q (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Assad/Carl Mørck
Additional Tags: Morning Sex, Coitus Interruptus, Back Pain, Domestic Fluff, Secret Relationship, altså det er ikke fordi det er så hemmeligt men de har bare ikke sagt det til nogen
Series: Part 5 of afdeling q men det handler om mad i stedet for mord
Summary: hvad der skete efter Assad sagde 'tag tøjet af'.

Ingefærte (4255 words) by nerakrose
Fandom: Afdeling Q | Department Q (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Assad/Carl Mørck
Additional Tags: Journal 64, Break up sex, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, More Blow Jobs, Established Relationship, Relationship Problems, Getting Back Together, (teknisk set slog de ikke op men de fandt sammen igen alligevel hvis det giver mening), Serious Injuries, (hvis du har set filmen you know), Sobbing, Declarations Of Love, Happy Ending, foregår under og efter filmen
Series: Part 4 of afdeling q men det handler om mad i stedet for mord
Summary:

Sidst på dagen er kantinen altid næsten tom, så der er ro, ingen kat og ingen Rose, og bordene er så smalle at deres knæ rører hinanden.

Vasketøj (1452 words) by nerakrose
Fandom: Afdeling Q | Department Q (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Assad/Carl Mørck
Additional Tags: Fasandræberne, denne gang har jeg IKKE blandet filmtitlerne sammen, starter der hvor filmen slutter, Developing Relationship, Family Dynamics, Father-Son Relationship
Series: Part 2 of afdeling q men det handler om mad i stedet for mord
Summary:

Hej Carl, siger Assad’s bløde stemme i røret. Hvad er der?

Jeg ville bestille noget mad, siger Carl. Vil du spise med. Det er mig og Jesper.

Jesper ryster på hovedet men han smiler lidt, og Carl tænker, det er ikke helt galt det her. Assad er stille i røret en tid. Jeg henter mad, siger han, bestemt. Jeg er der om en halv time.

the cracks appear (1653 words) by nerakrose
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Metal Lords (2022)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clay Moss/Hunter Sylvester
Characters: Hunter Sylvester, Alan Sylvester, Clay Moss
Additional Tags: Gay Awakening, Accidental Coming Out, Making Out, Hunter's dad is supportive, listen I'm pretty sure Clay is some kind of omnisexual he was making eyes at literally EVERYONE, those gold earrings tho. very ken-coded of him
Summary: Anybody else watch Metal Lords (2022) and walk away disappointed that the obviously gay kid with ten Judas Priest posters in his room didn’t get his gay awakening?
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Hunter is waiting to be discharged from hospital after breaking his leg when Clay turns up.